Frequent, non explicit references to erotic fanfiction.

Guy Fieri whips out his monster dong for the hotdog eating contest. Graphic guzzling of nut

Huge old lady orgy with Guy and Tom

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The old ladies storm the field mutilating and murdering the falcons player. Extreme and substantial violence and gore as the lives of the Atlanta Falcons are brutally taken on screen.

There is one use of the sexual expletive "fuck".

Intense graphic language and slurs used. The language in this film is terrible, I would never expect old ladies to use such language but I guess they grew up in a different time if you know what I'm sayin

Alcohol consumed throughout. Accidental drug taking and drug history discussed.

The old ladies in this film do every substance known to man and even new drugs like booger and fart. Intense drug use and intoxication. Graphic details

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This film has scarred me for life. It is very disturbing and grotesque. I've never been so ill in all my life. Why would God allow this. Going to take my life