Most women wear skimpy clothing/armor with very revealing cleavage.

Lana Clarkson wears a top from which her nipples constantly slip, even though it's never for more than a second.

While getting on a man's shoulders, a woman's upskirt can be seen in good details.

Very stilted sword fighting with very little blood

Mild cursing like "hell" is uttered

Some drinking from goblets

Everything in this movie is so bad, so it's hard to take anything seriously