There is a brief close-up of a woman's cleavage.

There is a very brief kiss between two men. Meant to be humorous in context.

Talk about lingerie

A man stands pantless in a bathroom but his shirt covers sensitive parts

A man and woman are shown in bed together. It is implied that they had sex.

Albert is at his desk and pulls out a celebrity newspaper that shows a black and white picture of a topless woman. The picture shows her left breast from the side.

A man has a couple minute conversation in which he tells Hitch he wants to utilize Hitch's services to have sex with a specific woman. He talks about how he wants to "get in, get off, get out."

The same man calls another woman a "lousy lay."

A woman talks about having sex with a guy and how he left her immediately afterward. She says she's never seen someone get dressed so fast.

A couple of brief sexual references aside from that.

Hitch and Albert briefly wrestle in Albert's office. This is mostly funny, and not at all violent.

Albert tackles and chokes Hitch on Allegra's boat dude to a misunderstanding. This is also meant to be funny, and no one is hurt.

Hitch jumps onto a car when it stops and flies off. No blood is shown as he is not injured.

Hitch threatens to break the wrist of Vance, a sleazy client. Sara later on knees Vance in the groin.

One use of 'Piss','Titty', 'Crap', 'Jesus' and 'God' 8 uses of 'Hell'

One use of 'fuck off'.

seven uses of 'shit'. one in a song two in another song four uses of 'Oh my god

Two uses of 'ass'.

Two uses of 'damn'.

The word 'hell' is used throughout.

'Goddamn' is said once.

People drink in a bar.

None.