A man and a woman kiss and hug a few times.

A man and a woman flirt in a couple of scenes.

A man makes a comment about drinking alcohol and then inhaling paint fumes causing you to start "Salsa dancing in your knickers."

A couple of women wear low-cut dresses that reveal cleavage.

We see statues of men and women that reveal the men's bare chests.

A man puts a cat in a picnic basket and throws it into a river (the basket does not sink).

A man traps a cat in a pillow case and tosses it into a dark basement cell.

A man with a spiked ball on a chain chases a cat.

A cat is nearly hit by a car.

A cat jumps off a bridge, falls onto a passing boat and we hear a thud (it appears uninjured).

A cat falls out of a window and into shrubs.

A man holds several people hostage with a crossbow.

A dog attacks a man's trousers and pulls out the crotch (the man screams), a dog lunges at a man, he yells and we see him later with shredded clothing, and a dog bites a man on the buttocks.

A man holds a woman threateningly while holding an antique gun. A ferret crawls up his trouser leg causing him to release the woman.

A man punches another man in the nose.

A man grabs another man by the lapels and yells at him.

A man chases a cat, a barking and snarling dog chases a cat, and a dog viciously tears up a pillow and a man orders it to kill a cat.

A dog snarls and jumps through a portrait of a cat.

Animals shoot clay pigeons at a man and he is nearly struck.

A man trips on a suit of armor, knocks his head on a shield and falls unconscious.

A canopy falls on a man (he is uninjured) and a statue falls on a man (he is also uninjured).

A man's finger is pinched in a mousetrap.

A bird is sucked up into an exhaust flue, a cat hits a dog with a turkey leg, a cat kicks a dog off a sofa, and a parrot is hit with a pillow and falls off a sofa. We see many pets in cages in a kennel.

A cat slides and crashes into a table holding a vase of flowers that tips over and the vase breaks, then runs into a statue that tips over and knocks several other statues down breaking them all, and another vase falls on the floor and breaks.

A man and a woman are sprayed with lasagna when a cat eats it aggressively.

A man spills wine on his shirt and falls on the floor.

A man faints and spills a tray of food.

A dog urinates on a palace guard's boot and is then chased by the guard, and a cat flatulates in a dog's face.

A cat burps loudly in a couple of scenes.

A cat climbs into a bidet and is squirted in the face by the water.

A cat makes a remark about eating someone's liver "with fava beans and Chianti."

We hear that a woman died and see the reading of the will where a man becomes angry about what she left to him.

A man talks about doing away with many farm animals and makes a veiled reference to eating some of them.

A dog pees on a palace guards boot and he chases them.

'P*ss' is said once.

'*ss' and '*sshole' are both said once.

'Friggin' is said once.

'God' and 'Jesus' each said once.

'Butt' is said once.

Minor name-calling throughout, including idiot, stupid, flea-bitten, dunce, buffoon, sissy, girly-dog, tool, monster.

A man pours wine into a decanter in preparation for dinner.

A man and woman drink alcohol from glasses to celebrate.

People are shown drinking alcohol in a pub.

A man and a woman drink alcohol and a ferret is drunk from drinking cooking sherry.

An animal makes a comment about another animal being on "catnip again."

A man makes a comment about drinking alcohol and then "salsa dancing in your knickers."

The threats against animals are in precarious situations throughout.

A man is attacked by a dog and it appears as if it goes for the groin.

We see Dargis doing some skeet shooting with a shotgun. He briefly aims that at two animals, but doesn't shoot them.