A major plot point revolves around masturbation.

16 of sexual references such as 3 uses of the word onanist, weird sexual dream sequences, Watson being in love with the queen, etc. Implied sex when Sherlock and Watson catch their housekeeper in the bedroom with a strange man zipping up.

Lady in a blue dress shows cleavage in the courtroom

A boy is tricked into kissing a girl but ends up kissing a donkey's behind.

Frequent comical violence (fighting, wrestling, explosions, poisoning)

There is a point in which the two main characters are trying to cut a birthday cake and blood comes seeping out.

Mass murder of onions ensues.

1 use of the f-word 9 uses of the s-word 1 use of a-s 16 adult jokes 5 uses of w*nker 1 use of bloody 1 use of bast*rd 4 uses of d*mn

Infrequent strong language.

Lots of characters get drunk, cocaine usage, a brief joke about heroin

The movie is so bad it will make your brain rot.

The brutal murder of onions will greatly frighten all viewers.