Jacob pees on a fire hydrant.

A young man and a young woman sit on a bed, they kiss, he stops her, she climbs out of bed and removes her nightgown (she is wearing a black bra and panties, and both have flashing lights strategically placed over her nipples and pubic area) and she says, "I want to go all the way."

A young man removes his shirt and pants (his crotch is blocked by the crowd and then a large disco ball when the camera moves in closer) and turns to show his back and we see his bare buttocks when he bends over.

Four men wearing cutoff jeans and no shirts dance together and make suggestive moves toward each other. (This is rather comical)

A man has an inflatable doll wearing a bikini.

A young man is shown with a noticeable bulge in his pants, grabs it as he walks into a high school lunchroom, and a young woman appears impressed.

Some sexually related dialogue in a few scenes.

At the very end, Edward's naked rear is shown in a close-up filling the entire screen

A girl beats up several other girls in a fountain.

A teenage boy punches a teenage girl in the face by way of greeting

A girl threatens another girl with a knife

A vampire is seen biting a girl's neck in his profile picture

All violence is exaggerated for comical effect:

A young man is struck in the head with a baseball bat, his head separates from his body and crashes through a car window (we see the severed head with blood at the neck).

Four men attack a vampire and pull his limbs off and then his head and throw it into the woods (we see the bloody stumps and tissue at the tear site).

A young man is hit in the head with a book and his head is ripped off.

A vampire bites a woman on the neck and blood sprays from the wound while the woman screams (a young woman in a passing car sees the attack).

A vampire squirrel bites a vampire on the neck.

A vampire sucks the blood from a young woman's arm (we see her shrivel but is then OK).

A car skids toward a young woman, a young man leaps to her aid and slams another young man into the side of the car stopping it before it hits her; the young man is shown with a twisted neck and bones protruding, a broken arm with a bone sticking through the skin and blood at the tear (we see him later in a cast, neck and head brace).

A young woman has a bloody finger after cutting herself on paper; blood spurts from the wound, she is thrown into a wall by a young man and we see that she has broken her arm and a bone is poking through the skin along with more spurting blood, which she pours into numerous champagne glasses from which two men drink.

Three vampires attack a young woman and one bites her in the arm (we later see tooth marks and the vampire's teeth have actually remained attached to her arm).

A young man shoots a young woman and she falls into a hole in the ground; the young man then throws a cell phone that hits the young woman in the head as she is trying to climb out of the hole (no blood is shown).

A young woman is struck hard in the face with a shovel and falls to the ground, several other girls with sledge hammers, shovels and planks of wood fight and one is stabbed in the stomach with a pitchfork (we hear a crunch but no blood is evident).

A young man is struck in the head with a bat covered with spikes and we see him lying on the ground with it sticking out of the side of his head (he's OK).

A man punches another man in a wheelchair, who then kicks the other man in the face, and they fight: one is slammed onto the street, the other is pounded on with the wheelchair and they both end up with bloody, bruised, scratched faces and one man has several teeth broken off.

A man punches another man in the nose, then in the jaw, and pinches his nipples (the man screams and we see his nose twisted out of shape).

A young woman maces her father (we see his reddened eyes), she kicks him in the crotch and rips off his mustache (we see a bloody spot where his mustache used to be and he collapses onto the ground).

A young man throws a young woman through the ceiling and she crashes back down through the roof; a satellite dish falls on her and then a pile of bricks (we see her lying on the floor and screaming).

A young man juggles a baby, a bowling ball and an apple and we hear a thud when the bowling ball lands on top of the baby (we do not see the child injured).

a vampire bites a human to drink her blood then she falls dead.

A "special edition Feel-Real dolly" is shown in the unrated version, along with the mention that it is warmed up in the tub so it's not as creepy.

A girl asks a rhetorical sexual question.

At least 1 F-word, 1 obscene hand gesture, 6 sexual references, 14 scatological terms, 6 anatomical terms, 8 mild obscenities, 1 religious profanity, 5 religious exclamations. The Unrated version has more swearing in it, akin to the other unrated versions of Seltzerberg movies (eg, Disaster Movie).

Name-calling (virgin, loser, lesbian, Canadians, evil blood sucker.)

A father leaves a note for his daughter that reads, "The weed is in the top drawer."

A vampire drinks from a bottle of blood, a man guzzles beer from a tube.

A young woman talks about "binge drinking" in a positive light.

A man drinks wine.

A young woman drinks from a bottle of champagne.

None; comical violence.

Vampires.