At a party Ted draws a picture of Garfield the cat on a topless woman, with the women's breasts being the eyes.

At a grocery store, Ted makes a thrusting motion in front of the check out as a joke

A man's bare buttocks are seen.

Many passionate kisses.

While taking a photo, Ted puts his hand on a woman's clothed breast.

A couple is kissing in bed but Ted runs in and interrupts it because he is scared of the thunder

Crude humor and sexual comments.

In a hotel scene, Johnny and Ted get into a fight.

During the party scene, a man gets stabbed in the hand and some characters also get into a fight.

John punches a bratty kid in the face and knocks him out. But the kid turns out fine. Obviously played for laughs.

1 use of "cunt."

90% of the language is said by the two main characters, Ted and John.

1 use of "cocksucker" by mark wahlberg but it's hard to hear and easy to miss

Ted uses very severe language, unsuitable for younger audiences, most of the swearing is used by the protaginists (especially John and Ted).

77 uses of "fuck" (one said by a child in the Unrated Version). Other profanities also used include "shit", "ass," "asshole", "pussy," "tits," "cock", "son of a bitch," "bastard," "prick", "dick", "goddamn," and "whore". It is implied that a child has been abused by his father for saying a bad word.

A man and a talking teddy bear also drink and get drunk a lot.

There are about 5 scenes of drug use and the bongs are cgi so its not that bad

The first half of the movie has several scenes with the two main characters doing weed as a natural part of every day, and it's realistic enough to teach watchers how it's done. No scenes include heavy drugs though.

On a couple occasions we see a talking teddy bear and a man smoking marijuana from water pipes and cigars. There is much more drug use in Ted 2

We see a man hold up a baggie of what is implied to be marijuana in order to bribe a talking teddy bear.

We hear people discussing drugs throughout the movie.

Two men and a talking teddy bear discuss using cocaine.

We see two men and a talking teddy bear walk out of a room and the teddy bear has white powder (presumably cocaine) on his snout and acts erratically.

A talking teddy bear tells another man that he is going to talk to a drug dealer about the quality of his drugs.

People are seen drinking beer and liquor at a party.